4. That neither I, nor any of my kin, have any biological connection to the idiot who decided to get stupidly drunk.
5. That said idiot's children strongly reinforced the idea that I should not have children of my own anytime remotely soon.
6. Watching football.
The idiot, in the course of trying to explain to me why "PC" is bad because multiculturalism is good, said "And you know where the term University originated? It originated in the Muslim black city of Constantinople one thousand years before Christ." Fortunately, after saying that he got distracted by something and walked away.